**What Makes A Malaysians A Malaysians**

摘录自某个email，以下言论不代表我的个人立场，哈哈。:p

just for fun =)

1.you can name all the players from the English Premier League,

but ask you to name one football player from MALAYSIA,one

also cannot come out.

2.when streamyX come,you complain streamyX too slow.

when Maxis Broadband come,you complain Maxis Broadband

always disconnects,when WiMax come,you complain WiMax

too expensive.In the end,you say Streamyx still the best la.

3.when toll price increase,you complain.when petrol price

increase,you complain.When you go STARBUCKS buy

RM10 coffee,NO COMPLAINTS.

4.when you cannot find parking in a shopping mall,and you have

to walk very far,you complain.When you go inside the shopping mall,

and there's SALE,run from one end of 1 Utama to the other also

NO COMPLAINTS.

5.You are always late.And the excuse you give when you're late is always either:

(a)traffic jam (b)no transport or (c)cannot find parking.

6.You have a parent who force you to take science stream in high school.

study engineering in Uni,then when you graduated,they ask you to forget

everything you learnt in Uni,and do commerce.

7.You know someone who can specially develop an angmoh accent

when speaking to American/British/Australian.

8.You complain against the government in kopitiam,you talk loud loud.Leave anonymous comments in your blogs,you also talk loud loud.Attend ceramah by DAP,you shout

loud loud.Then when Opposition organise a protest and ask you to go,you dun wan.

Scared later tangkap by ISA.

9.Every year when 30th April,you are one of the people below

queueing up last minute to submit your tax return at IRB.

10.When you pay RM10 for something costs RM1,

you blame the Chinese.

11.When a government service is too slow,
you blame the Malays.

12.When a building is not good and collapsed,

you blame the Indians.

13.When a Chinese student won a scholarship,you say

"Wah!very clever hor?!"

14.When a Malay student won a scholarship,you say

"Aiya!Of course lah!He malay mah!"

15.When an angmoh stranger kiss you on the cheek to say Hello,

you very happy.When a Malaysian guys kiss you on the cheek

to say Hello,you slap him.